This movie is like rearing a headless goat - fuckin' pathetic!
Pete Burns Face (aka Freddy) comes back to piss on the pleasant lives of the Elm Street kids and brings along Old Gimp Wife (aka Jason) for the ride. A ride of lesbianic proportions - especially when Rod, Jane and Freddy do their child molesting naked dance of power with their tambourines and special cut out eyes. This is a split second event - blink and you'll miss it!
Old Gimp Wife is awoken by Pete Burns Face to go and slit the tits of Wanda (the main character who has been fucking her father on and off since he rammed a knife into her mother's gunt) and the balloon breasted teeny boppers, but then doesn't let Pete Burns Face get any of the paedo-tastic fun, so he gets sweetly fucked off!
As usual, this movie is full of blood and guts - and just like Christmas its gonna make somethin big and brown come shootin' out your chimney chute. The best bit is where Rancid Sid the Jock shags Boy-Girl Smokey Lisa and then gets his big fat vagina spine slit by Old Gimp Wife. He gets split in half so good that he gets a good wiff of his dirty rotten all-American jock feet!
Another groundbreaking addition to this film is the addition of the Freddy Worm - good to see those Tremors worms still getting in on the action! This worm is a proper weed freak and is off its tits when it jumps down the throat of Rodney Dweeb Fingers. This scene is the best CGI I have witnessed in years and it looks like Rodney is swallowing a gigantic sweaty tit with no effort at all! His throat was truly raped! After this, Rodney tips all the Hypnocil down the sink - naughty little boy!Hypnocil is a purely theoretical drug and any likeness to other dream suppressing drugs is purely coincidental and has nothing to do with the people working for New Line Cinema or its affiliates.
Pete Burns Face and Old Gimp Wife eventually have a fight - hoorah - and Wanda's tits get wet and bulbous!
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